Johnny and his Dad were at a carnival and both of them went to a booth where a carny said to the Johnny, "If I can write your weight on a piece of paper, you have to give me $100, however If I fail, I'll give you $200.? Johnny?s Dad looked around and saw no scale so he tells Johnny to agree, thinking no matter what the carny writes, Johnny can just say he weighs more or less. In the end result, Johnny?s Dad ended up paying the carny $100. How did the carny win the bet?
Four wings I have, which swiftly mount on high, on sturdy pinions, yet I never fly. And though my body often moves around, upon the self-same spot I'm always found, and, like a mother, who breaks her infant's bread. I chew for man before he can be fed. What am I?
I dig out tiny caves, and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people afraid to let me help them. What am I?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped. What am I?